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quinta-feira, 24 de fevereiro de 2011


The economy is so bad that...

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ."
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room..
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck...

sábado, 5 de fevereiro de 2011

S. João das Fontaínhas.

Pagamento de divida, por ateu impenitente, ao S.João (das fontaínhas)

Ainda vou ter que o aborrecer mais.

Este fim de semana fica em descanso.

Nunca se deve abusar do santo